The Hiding Partners of Slate Junimos is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.706 billion Slate Junimosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slate Junimosian economy, worth 701 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,976 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, governments opposing Slate Junimos are beset by rebels, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slate Junimos's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slate Junimos is ranked 306,704^th in the world and 1^st in Super Secret Hideout for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.