The Free Land of Slandr Old North is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.522 billion Slandr Old Northians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Slandr Old Northian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,167 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the Slandr Old Northian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime is totally unknown. Slandr Old North's national animal is the swan.
Slandr Old North is ranked 7,293rd in the world and 97th in the West Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 96,975.14 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Slandr Old North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Slandr Old North was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United Socialist States of Shimmersk, killing 1 million zombies.