The Republic of Slaabovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus Emmanuel Christ with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.758 billion Slaabovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaabojevo. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slaabovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,959 trillion Slaabovian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,719 Slaabovian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", the government is reining in public spending, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and people caught mistreating Slaabovia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaabovia's national animal is the Slaabovian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heavenism.

Slaabovia is ranked 1,632^nd in the world and 1^st in The North Atlantic Ocean for Safest, scoring 152.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.