The Flousech Republic of Skullsbrough is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Muller with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.828 billion Floueches are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Administration, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vëlvetel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Foluech economy, worth 460 trillion Assignats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,018 Assignats, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Skullsbrough's national animal is the Ratworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.

Skullsbrough is ranked 38,754^th in the world and 28^th in Corsair for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.