
| Population | 5.651 billion |
| Capital | Femboyvaria |
| Leader | Femperor Astolfo |
| Faith | Femboyism |
| Currency | pics |
| Animal | Puppyboy |
The Femboy Theocracy of SKMia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Femperor Astolfo with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.651 billion Fembois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femboyvaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.
The all-consuming Femboi economy, worth 473 trillion pics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,666 pics, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SKMia's national animal is the Puppyboy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Femboyism.
SKMia is ranked 277,320th in the world and 121st in The Alliance of Eros for Nicest Citizens, with 1.23 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SKMia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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SKMia, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
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SKMia, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
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SKMia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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SKMia, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
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SKMia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
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SKMia, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
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SKMia, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.
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SKMia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
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SKMia, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.





















