The Community of Skitterscare is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.427 billion Skitterscareans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Skitterscarean economy, worth 120 trillion catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,566 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,461 per year while the poor average 3,107, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Skitterscare's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Skitterscare is ranked 174,929^th in the world and 14^th in Defender Olympics for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,566.73 Standard Monetary Units.