The United Rajas of Siwalima is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Hidayatullah Al-Mashur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.732 billion Siwalimans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gam Lammo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The strong Siwaliman economy, worth 91.5 trillion Siwaliman Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,840 Siwaliman Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siwalima's national animal is the Siwaliman Bird-of-Paradise and its national religion is Islam.

Siwalima is ranked 96,821^st in the world and 10^th in Marcapada for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.