The Holy Empire of Sirnight is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 4.773 billion Sirnightians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sirnightian economy, worth 202 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,496 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirnight's national animal is the Kitsune.

Sirnight is ranked 50,746^th in the world and 2^nd in Santa Ana for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,668.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.