The Kingdom of Sirikat is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working population of 514 million Sirikatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prakata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sirikatian economy, worth 55.4 trillion Paharis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,826 Paharis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 554,893 per year while the poor average 11,444, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Sirikat's national animal is the Ygahtran, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sirikat is ranked 237,283^rd in the world and 2^nd in SSU for Largest Black Market, with 249 billion Standard Monetary Units.