The United People of Sireia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tony Stark with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, devout population of 4.547 billion Sireians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolton. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sireian economy, worth 274 trillion Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,265 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sireia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity Protestantism.

Sireia is ranked 39,564^th in the world and 1^st in IDK WHAT I AM DOING LL for Highest Food Quality, scoring 41.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.