The Confederacy of Siracusan Confederation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.385 billion Siracusan Confederationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Siracusan Confederationian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Siracusan florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,760 Siracusan florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Siracusan Confederation in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siracusan Confederation's national animal is the Lupo and Vulpo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siracusan Confederation is ranked 134,904^th in the world and 2^nd in Siracusa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 494.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.