The Queen's State of Sinjoren is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.476 billion Sinjorenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Sinjorenian economy, worth 848 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,039 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,831 per year while the poor average 1,721, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sinjoren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinjoren is ranked 244,996^th in the world and 1^st in Nuuk for Most Developed, scoring 51.32 on the Human Development Index.