The Federation of Sinimae Borough is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.785 billion Sinimae Boroughians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinimae Boroughian economy, worth 564 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,065 gambles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,987 per year while the poor average 25,453, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinimae Borough's national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sinimae Borough is ranked 53,631^st in the world and 31^st in Boroughs of Estonia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,538.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.