The Empire of Sinhala-dvipa is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 353 million Ceylonese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kobeigane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinhala-dvipan economy, worth 46.1 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,468 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 985,142 per year while the poor average 4,889, a ratio of 201 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, Sinhala-dvipan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sinhala-dvipa's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sinhala-dvipa is ranked 280,320^th in the world and 77^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.