The Guiding Light of Sinateg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sina with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 28.364 billion Sinategians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Public Transport, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinatown. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sinategian economy, worth 721 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,418 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sinateg has designated Sinatown as its capital city, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, Tegism has been named as Sinateg's national religion, and Sina has just been declared ruler of Sinateg in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Sinateg's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tegism.

Sinateg is ranked 264,363^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Monsterverse for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.