The Matriarchy of Simple and Clean is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The quiet, industrious population of 8.035 billion Simple and Cleanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Simple and Cleanian economy, worth 337 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,008 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simple and Clean's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simple and Clean is ranked 205,006^th in the world and 16^th in Pink Lotus for Most Accessible, scoring 238.8 on the Keller-Reeve Index.