The TGs will be sent this week of Simonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simi with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.146 billion Simonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 889 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,795 Simonian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, the Simonia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 100,560^th in the world and 21^st in MJT for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.83 kickbacks per hour.