The Kingdom of Simonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.386 billion Simonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 163 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,062 Simonian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 30,742^nd in the world and 1^st in MJT for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.3 law-abiding acts per hour.