The United States of Simonation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.091 billion Simonis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simoni economy, worth a remarkable 5,527 trillion United States dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,934 United States dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonation's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Simonation is ranked 303,717^th in the world and 11^th in Bigtopia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -10.79 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.