The Kingdom of Simikopistan is a fledgling, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 5 million Simikopistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.
The strong Simikopistanian economy, worth 262 billion kopis a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,477 kopis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simikopistan's national animal is the kopi.
Simikopistan is ranked 257,251st in the world and 999th in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.19 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Simikopistan, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Simikopistan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Simikopistan was founded in Concord.