The Allied States of Simikins Valley is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.951 billion Simikins Valleyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Simikins Valleyian economy, worth 178 trillion simikinsas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,087 simikinsas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Simikins Valley, Leader has just been declared ruler of Simikins Valley in an international press conference, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Simikins Valleyians, and a major religion has been named as Simikins Valley's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Simikins Valley's national animal is the Simikins, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Simikins Valley is ranked 78,642^nd in the world and 2^nd in Raylily for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.