The Figa Kingdom of Silviopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Silvio Berlusconi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.861 billion Silviopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcore. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silviopian economy, worth 771 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,614 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silviopia's national animal is the passera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Figarianesimo.

Silviopia is ranked 39,418^th in the world and 32^nd in Empire of Great Britain for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,746.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.