Largest Mining Sector: 5,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,198thMost Secular: 21,504th
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Silessia

Population4.084 billion

CapitalOstmere
LeaderSilessian Military Authority

CurrencySilessian Graam
AnimalFox

The Federal Republic of Silessia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Silessian Military Authority with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.084 billion Silessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostmere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The powerhouse Silessian economy, worth 357 trillion Silessian Graams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,651 Silessian Graams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,812 per year while the poor average 21,997, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Silessian military, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silessia's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Silessia is ranked 32,425th in the world and 1st in Femboy Puppet Storage for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,619.33 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,198thTop
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Most Secular: 21,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,877thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 31,160thHighest Disposable Incomes: 32,425th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Silessia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Silessia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Silessian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, temporarily-sober tourists forlornly watch pot-smoking dropouts hanging out in coffeeshops.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Silessia, Silessian Military Authority's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.

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