The Municipality of Silang is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.982 billion Silangians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Silangian economy, worth 128 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,840 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Silang's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Silang is ranked 118,499^th in the world and 1^st in Cavite for Smartest Citizens, with 33.85 quips per hour.