The Occhi che t'amavano tanto of Signore is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luigi Tenco with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.899 billion Signorese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The all-consuming Signorese economy, worth 133 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,519 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,291 per year while the poor average 884, a ratio of 724 to 1.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, and orange juice has been renamed yellow juice. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Signore's national animal is the serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tuc Crackerism.

Signore is ranked 329,948^th in the world and 1^st in Il Mio Regno for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 4.09 Effective Tax Rate.