
| Population | 10.869 billion |
| Capital | CRYPTOLAND |
| Leader | THE TRUE SIGMA CHAD |
| Faith | THE ONE FIATH OF SIGMA |
| Currency | A SIGMA HAS NO NEED |
| Animal | THE PERFECT ANIMAL |
The YOU KNOW I GOT THAT of Sigma male grindset is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by THE TRUE SIGMA CHAD with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.869 billion SIGMASs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CRYPTOLAND. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse SIGMA economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion A SIGMA HAS NO NEEDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,825 A SIGMA HAS NO NEEDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned THE PERFECT ANIMALball fields, a video of THE TRUE SIGMA CHAD wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, SIGMA husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sigma male grindset's national animal is the THE PERFECT ANIMAL, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is THE ONE FIATH OF SIGMA.
Sigma male grindset is ranked 291,186th in the world and 4,628th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Sigma male grindset was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Sigma male grindset was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Sigma male grindset was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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