The Flying Casino of Sigma Baby is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sigma with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.322 billion Sigmas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Casino. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The strong Sigma economy, worth 429 trillion C-4s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,624 C-4s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sigma Baby's national animal is the Fedya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kill Fyodor.

Sigma Baby is ranked 36,436^th in the world and 5^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,397.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.