The Soviet Satellite State of Siegrune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalsekretär Erik Honacker with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.146 billion communist thralls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 6,008 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,580 bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, Siegrune successfully hosted the The East Pacific Olympics, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siegrune's national animal is the spring-gun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxxxism.

Siegrune is ranked 290,846^th in the world and 5,133^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.44 pounds of wildlife per square mile.