Population | 7.786 billion |
Capital | Siberia |
Leader | Stalin |
Currency | Eagle |
Animal | Eagle |
The Federation of Siberian Eagle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.786 billion Siberian Eagleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siberia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Siberian Eaglean economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Eagles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,995 Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,769 per year while the poor average 24,692, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.
Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siberian Eagle's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Siberian Eagle is ranked 100,522nd in the world and 42nd in Stargate for Most Stationary, with 434.3882289358 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Siberian Eagle lodged a message on the Stargate Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.