Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,222nd
The Federation of
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Siberian Eagle

Population7.786 billion

CapitalSiberia
LeaderStalin

CurrencyEagle
AnimalEagle

The Federation of Siberian Eagle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.786 billion Siberian Eagleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siberia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Siberian Eaglean economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Eagles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,995 Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,769 per year while the poor average 24,692, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siberian Eagle's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Siberian Eagle is ranked 100,522nd in the world and 42nd in Stargate for Most Stationary, with 434.3882289358 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,362ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,374thBest Weather: 4,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,911thMost Secular: 8,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,291stLargest Black Market: 9,551stMost Patriotic: 10,117thMost Conservative: 10,667thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,187thMost Authoritarian: 12,949thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,895thLowest Crime Rates: 19,082ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,210thMost Developed: 24,515thLargest Governments: 25,083rdHighest Economic Output: 29,436th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Siberian Eagle lodged a message on the Stargate Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Siberian Eagle, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.

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