The Federation of Siberian Eagle is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.036 billion Siberian Eagleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siberia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Siberian Eaglean economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Eagles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,753 Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and three extra hay bales are rolled into Siberian Eagle's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siberian Eagle's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Siberian Eagle is ranked 163,059^th in the world and 16^th in Stargate for Smartest Citizens, with 28.2 quips per hour.