The Republic of Shroomer is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.362 billion Shroomerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The Shroomerian economy, worth 191 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,067 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shroomer's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Shroomer is ranked 262,782^nd in the world and 10^th in CARON for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,794.35 Standard Monetary Units.