The Republic of Shots3 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 936 million Shots3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Shots3ian economy, worth 33.7 trillion dsadads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,985 dsadads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shots3's national animal is the asdasda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shots3 is ranked 244,964^th in the world and 3,958^th in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 566.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.