The State of Sheriff John Wayne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.348 billion Sheriff John Wayneans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The thriving Sheriff John Waynean economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,074 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government is avowedly atheist, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and Sheriff John Wayne has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sheriff John Wayne's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sheriff John Wayne is ranked 93,627^th in the world and 2^nd in San Salvador for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,014.7 Standard Monetary Units.