The Sheldonist Republic of Sheldony is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Sheldor with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.597 billion Sheldonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheldonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Sheldonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Sheldeuros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,719 Sheldeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land, there's no representation without taxation, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheldony's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sheldony is ranked 3,183^rd in the world and 153^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,171.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.