
| Population | 3.241 billion |
| Capital | Brizólia |
| Leader | Enganeis Rocha |
| Faith | Sheet Rectangleism |
| Currency | truffle |
| Animal | ant |
The Putary of Sheet Rectangle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Enganeis Rocha with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.241 billion Sheet Rectangleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brizólia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The thriving Sheet Rectanglean economy, worth 668 trillion truffles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,387 truffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheet Rectangle's national animal is the ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sheet Rectangleism.
Sheet Rectangle is ranked 307,010th in the world and 3rd in Cudomundo for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -21.43 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sheet Rectangle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Sheet Rectangle, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in
Sheet Rectangle, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
- : Following new legislation in
Sheet Rectangle, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in
Sheet Rectangle, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
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Sheet Rectangle, Sheet Rectangleans are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
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Sheet Rectangle, the past is set in stone.
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Sheet Rectangle, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
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Sheet Rectangle, Sheet Rectangle isn't what it used to be.
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Sheet Rectangle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

























