The Willow Creek Hoodoos of Sheepsareextracool is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Shleeplord Jeremy Clarkson with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.766 billion Shleepians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Sheep City Of Diddly Squat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Shleepian economy, worth 496 trillion Shleepcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,393 Shleepcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,583,302 per year while the poor average 2,915, a ratio of 543 to 1.

Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sheepsareextracool's national animal is the Democratic Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Red Sheepism.

Sheepsareextracool is ranked 1,692^nd in the world and 4^th in The Global Elite for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,543.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.