The Genderless cat lover of Sharkfinn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Finn the most awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.976 billion Sharkfinnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London that I stole. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sharkfinnian economy, worth 524 trillion Shark fins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,141 Shark fins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharkfinn's national animal is the Cat-Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cats are the most awesomest ever.

Sharkfinn is ranked 91,529^th in the world and 224^th in Saint Osmund for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,739.96 Standard Monetary Units.