The Protectorate of SGAFBL M is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 1.437 billion SGAFBL Mians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The SGAFBL Mian economy, worth 55.1 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,377 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SGAFBL M's national animal is the Bear.

SGAFBL M is ranked 263,537^th in the world and 1^st in SGAFBL MONARCHIST for Smartest Citizens, with 20.19 quips per hour.