The Protectorate of SGAFBL D is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 789 million SGAFBL Dians, 751 million of whom are zombies, are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish SGAFBL Dian economy, worth 28.3 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,355 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SGAFBL D's national animal is the Bear.

SGAFBL D is ranked 72,967^th in the world and 1^st in SGAFBL DEFENDER for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 487.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.