The Lunar Kingdom of Sfhesialzluna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Randia Specialmoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.838 billion Sfhesialzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sfhesialzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,641 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sfhesialzluna's national animal is the Special Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Sfhesialzluna is ranked 205^th in the world and 2^nd in Lunaria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 526.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.