The Wild Lands of Seyulia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.12 billion Seyulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The very strong Seyulian economy, worth 884 trillion hedjs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 54,856 hedjs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,870 per year while the poor average 15,010, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied lanner falcon, and the only issue that Leader has is that there aren't enough issues (Seyulia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seyulia's national animal is the lanner falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seyulia is ranked 246,078^th in the world and 8^th in Cinderia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 108.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.