The Constitutional Monarchy of Seyconnis is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 289 million Sycord Plume Inhabitants are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The powerhouse Seyconnisian economy, worth 24.0 trillion Federal Reserve's Surian Banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,936 Federal Reserve's Surian Banknotes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,185 per year while the poor average 15,524, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seyconnis's national animal is the Spangle Blue Australian Budgie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Seyconnis is ranked 294,617^th in the world and 48^th in Sycord Plume for Nicest Citizens, with 1.3 average smiles per day.