The Holy Empire of Seventh Heaven is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 512 million Heavenites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shockadelica. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Heavenite economy, worth 13.2 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 25,819 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prosecutors accuse General Tso of monopolizing the lunch market, Seventh Heaven has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the Heavenite Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and large areas of Seventh Heaven are not accessible by the public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seventh Heaven's national animal is the Velvet Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seventh Heaven is ranked 23,120^th in the world and 5^th in Paladin Astralblitz for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 53.51 on the Kitten Softness Rating.