The Incorporated States of Seven Clouds is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.917 billion Seven Cloudsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Cloudsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,486 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,193 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,379 per year while the poor average 37,213, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Clouds's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Seven Clouds is ranked 41,257^th in the world and 12^th in Ancient for Most Developed, scoring 78.91 on the Human Development Index.