The Incorporated States of Seven Clouds is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.461 billion Seven Cloudsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Cloudsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,047 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dove-wagons to Mesopotamia are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, most towns have their Sovereign High School located on Sovereign Street, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and human sacrifice offerings die with apples in their mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Clouds's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Seven Clouds is ranked 175,990^th in the world and 10^th in Ancient for Rudest Citizens, with 45.77 insults per minute.