The Federal Republic of Serzchepha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Pano Kadisi with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.385 billion Sergovards are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evlari. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergovard economy, worth a remarkable 3,967 trillion Lishevas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 156,299 Lishevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Families burn President Pano Kadisi's latest official photograph to keep warm, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, the nation is going green, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serzchepha's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serzchepha is ranked 34,406^th in the world and 4^th in Kingdom for Most Developed, scoring 80.77 on the Human Development Index.