The State of Serpent1a is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 24.165 billion Serpentians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boise. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Serpentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,397 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Serpent1a in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Serpent1a's national religion, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Serpent1a's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Serpent1a is ranked 204,638^th in the world and 3^rd in the Columbia River for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 298.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.