The Republic of Serbian Unity is a small, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Serbian Unityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The strong Serbian Unityian economy, worth 1.42 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,804 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian Unity's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Serbian Unity is ranked 244,406^th in the world and 857^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 186.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.