The Balkan Hegemon of Serbian Empire is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Stefan Urosh Dushan IV the Mighty with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.467 billion Serbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prizren. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The Serbian Empirean economy, worth 675 trillion perpers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,152 perpers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, Prizren has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Imperium Rhomania, and most perper coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian Empire's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Serbian Orthodox Church.

Serbian Empire is ranked 289,050^th in the world and 6^th in Imperium Rhomania for Smartest Citizens, with 13.85 quips per hour.