Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 25,043rd
The Military Rectory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gobernán pro Rege et Staten
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Seneca Islands

Population2.032 billion

CurrencyRectorial Taler
AnimalRectorial Labrador

The Military Rectory of Seneca Islands is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.032 billion Seneca Islandsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The very strong Seneca Islandsian economy, worth 142 trillion Rectorial Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,224 Rectorial Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, business is banging at no-tell motels, and top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seneca Islands's national animal is the Rectorial Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seneca Islands is ranked 131,002nd in the world and 2nd in Urcean Rectories for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 839.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,662ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 25,043rd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Seneca Islands, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.

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