The Senate of Senatia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrSenatia with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.742 billion Senatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SenatiaCity. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Senatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion bonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 121,372 bonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Senatia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Senatia is ranked 16,598^th in the world and 88^th in Nederland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 114.19 kickbacks per hour.