The Republic of Semicolon Three 31 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 318 million Semicolon Three 31ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Semicolon Three 31ian economy, worth 14.2 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 44,764 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,512 per year while the poor average 2,806, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Semicolon Three 31's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Semicolon Three 31 is ranked 251,914^th in the world and 2^nd in Uniting European cultures and countriess for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.