The Oppressed Peoples of Self love is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 3.307 billion Self loveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The Self lovean economy, worth 129 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,251 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Self love's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Self love is ranked 260,136^th in the world and 832^nd in Alliance of Storage Power for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.